# Episode 496: Christmas In Hallmark Hell!

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Podcast: [That LARRY SHOW](https://stenobird.com/podcast/that-larry-show-1036616)
Published: 2025-12-25T05:23:00+00:00
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Duration seconds: 1512

## Resource

Old School Santa improved kids with lumps of coal ■ Why HALLMARK actors are simp castratos ■ Why do middle-aged Americans look like children? ■ Larry's SICK plan for stadium kiss-cams ■ If Andrew Dice Clay & Sam Kinison did a Hallmark movie ■ GAY Chatgpt tells why Hallmark Romeos are weird ■ The REAL MEANING of Christmas

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