Episode
Stop Dating Until You Can AFFORD the Woman YOU Want
- Podcast
- Something For That Ass
- Published
- Nov 5, 2025
- Duration seconds
- 3701
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- https://something-for-that-ass.captivate.fm
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Summary
Episode 59 - No topic today but it doesn't matter cus we're generational yappers! First up, whether it's ripping yourself a new hole or involuntarily shutting yourself; having a baby is not a good time. Then, fvck a pump cover we're making Coochie Covers(TM) for all the girlies out there. And finally, maybe you need a break from dating until you can afford the woman you want. Thanks for watching 🍑 Time Stamps: 00:00 professional yappers 04:00 you either rip open or shyt yourself 13:00 dangerous men are the problem 16:00 gas stations are not safe 21:00 positive reinforcement 23:00 I need a coochie cover 34:00 304’s have it ROUGH 39:00 Saweetie is not your typical “304” 40:00 maybe the IG baddie just isn’t in the cards for you 43:00 take a break from dating until you can afford the woman you want 46:00 fake chemistry 48:30 it’s never THAT good