# Stop Dating Until You Can AFFORD the Woman YOU Want Page: https://stenobird.com/podcast/something-for-that-ass-6575963/stop-dating-until-you-can-afford-the-woman-you-want Text version: https://stenobird.com/podcast/something-for-that-ass-6575963/stop-dating-until-you-can-afford-the-woman-you-want.md Podcast: [Something For That Ass](https://stenobird.com/podcast/something-for-that-ass-6575963) Published: 2025-11-05T14:00:00+00:00 Episode link: https://something-for-that-ass.captivate.fm Audio file: https://episodes.captivate.fm/episode/1ee5c15c-372e-4c3f-98ea-4baa8674fe5e.mp3 Processing state: not_requested JSON: https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/something-for-that-ass-6575963/episodes/stop-dating-until-you-can-afford-the-woman-you-want Duration seconds: 3701 ## Resource Episode 59 - No topic today but it doesn't matter cus we're generational yappers! First up, whether it's ripping yourself a new hole or involuntarily shutting yourself; having a baby is not a good time. Then, fvck a pump cover we're making Coochie Covers(TM) for all the girlies out there. And finally, maybe you need a break from dating until you can afford the woman you want. Thanks for watching πŸ‘ Time Stamps: 00:00 professional yappers 04:00 you either rip open or shyt yourself 13:00 dangerous men are the problem 16:00 gas stations are not safe 21:00 positive reinforcement 23:00 I need a coochie cover 34:00 304’s have it ROUGH 39:00 Saweetie is not your typical β€œ304” 40:00 maybe the IG baddie just isn’t in the cards for you 43:00 take a break from dating until you can afford the woman you want 46:00 fake chemistry 48:30 it’s never THAT good ## Actions - request_transcript: `POST https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/something-for-that-ass-6575963/episodes/stop-dating-until-you-can-afford-the-woman-you-want/transcription-requests` β€” Idempotently request low-priority transcript generation for this episode. - read_markdown: `GET https://stenobird.com/podcast/something-for-that-ass-6575963/stop-dating-until-you-can-afford-the-woman-you-want.md` β€” Read the agent-friendly Markdown representation of this episode resource. A page view does not enqueue transcription. Agents should invoke `request_transcript` explicitly when they need this episode processed. ## Transcript Full transcripts are not published on public pages unless there is a clear rights basis.