Episode
If You're Going to Check Your Man's Phone, At Least be Prepared to Leave
- Podcast
- Something For That Ass
- Published
- Jan 16, 2026
- Duration seconds
- 4160
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- https://something-for-that-ass.captivate.fm
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Summary
Episode 64 - Our FIRST episode of the new year and a couple days behind schedule BUT your favorite podcast is looking forward to bringing in 2026 right 🥳! On this episode we talk about getting a man's named tatted, seeking revenge until you feel satisfied and checking your man's phone while he's sleeping. Thank you for watching/listening 🍑 Time Stamps: 00:00 We're playing a NEW game on today's episode 05:30 Something people should keep to themselves? (Trauma Talk) 10:30 Certified red flag names 14:00 Just lie about this question if he asks 18:00 Tacky things people do at a restaurant 24:00 What is the dumbest tattoo? 30:00 I will seek revenge forever 34:30 Immediate grounds for breakup 38:00 If you're gonna check your man's phone, at least be prepared to leave 48:00 Something that makes you immediately suspicious 54:00 You're putting your health at risk for a BBL 59:00 Rituals before a plane ride