{"podcast":{"title":"Something For That Ass","slug":"something-for-that-ass-6575963","podcast_index_feed_id":6575963,"rss_url":"https://feeds.captivate.fm/something-for-that-ass/","website_url":"https://something-for-that-ass.captivate.fm","image_url":"https://artwork.captivate.fm/f2337142-42f4-4656-8818-56277274df65/24ZGgV3atSNt1BMowOC3RE5u.jpg","author":"Brooke & Lenna","episode_count":75,"summary":"From the minds of Brookelyn & Lenna","last_synced_at":null,"page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/something-for-that-ass-6575963"},"episode":{"title":"If You're Going to Check Your Man's Phone, At Least be Prepared to Leave","slug":"if-you-re-going-to-check-your-man-s-phone-at-least-be-prepared-to-leave","published_at":"2026-01-16T14:00:00+00:00","page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/something-for-that-ass-6575963/if-you-re-going-to-check-your-man-s-phone-at-least-be-prepared-to-leave","show_page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/something-for-that-ass-6575963","url":"https://something-for-that-ass.captivate.fm","audio_url":"https://episodes.captivate.fm/episode/13aa155b-edcf-48f8-93d3-6040af0652b8.mp3","summary":"Episode 64 - Our FIRST episode of the new year and a couple days behind schedule BUT your favorite podcast is looking forward to bringing in 2026 right 🥳! On this episode we talk about getting a man's named tatted, seeking revenge until you feel satisfied and checking your man's phone while he's sleeping. Thank you for watching/listening 🍑 Time Stamps: 00:00 We're playing a NEW game on today's episode 05:30 Something people should keep to themselves? (Trauma Talk) 10:30 Certified red flag names 14:00 Just lie about this question if he asks 18:00 Tacky things people do at a restaurant 24:00 What is the dumbest tattoo? 30:00 I will seek revenge forever 34:30 Immediate grounds for breakup 38:00 If you're gonna check your man's phone, at least be prepared to leave 48:00 Something that makes you immediately suspicious 54:00 You're putting your health at risk for a BBL 59:00 Rituals before a plane ride","meta_description":"Episode 64 - Our FIRST episode of the new year and a couple days behind schedule BUT your favorite podcast is looking forward to bringing in 2026 right 🥳!…","key_points":[],"chapters":[],"topics":[],"duration_seconds":4160,"processing_state":"not_requested","actions":[{"name":"request_transcript","method":"POST","url":"https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/something-for-that-ass-6575963/episodes/if-you-re-going-to-check-your-man-s-phone-at-least-be-prepared-to-leave/transcription-requests","description":"Idempotently request low-priority transcript generation for this episode."},{"name":"read_markdown","method":"GET","url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/something-for-that-ass-6575963/if-you-re-going-to-check-your-man-s-phone-at-least-be-prepared-to-leave.md","description":"Read the agent-friendly Markdown representation of this episode resource."}]}}