Episode

Situationally Comedic Persons #5: Hey, Gorgeous

Podcast: SCP Archives
Published: Apr 2, 2026
Duration seconds: 1958
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Summary

"January 9th, 2026 12:46 pm. Multiple co-workers reported having the same dream as I did... A sort of... Speedo man... Just... Laying there... Menacingly... Breathing on you..."