# Situationally Comedic Persons #5: Hey, Gorgeous

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Podcast: [SCP Archives](https://stenobird.com/podcast/scp-archives-499818)
Published: 2026-04-02T06:00:00+00:00
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"January 9th, 2026 12:46 pm. Multiple co-workers reported having the same dream as I did... A sort of... Speedo man... Just... Laying there... Menacingly... Breathing on you..."

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