Episode

Situationally Comedic Persons #3: Janice S.

Podcast: SCP Archives
Published: Mar 19, 2026
Duration seconds: 2103
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Summary

"This is not how this was supposed to go! Step one: go to college, check. Step two: graduate top of my class, check. Step three: go back to college and get my PHD, CHECK. Step four: get a high paying job in my field... NO CHECK!"