# Situationally Comedic Persons #3: Janice S.

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Published: 2026-03-19T15:24:44+00:00
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"This is not how this was supposed to go! Step one: go to college, check. Step two: graduate top of my class, check. Step three: go back to college and get my PHD, CHECK. Step four: get a high paying job in my field... NO CHECK!"

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