Episode

Situationally Comedic Persons #12: Performance Review

Podcast: SCP Archives
Published: May 14, 2026
Duration seconds: 2536
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Summary

"Listen up, team. Time is short, but the plan is simple. The target is supposed to be somewhere in this park. A large, orange slime. Burtkurt's research tells us it should be relatively friendly, which definitely works in our favor."