# Situationally Comedic Persons #12: Performance Review

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Podcast: [SCP Archives](https://stenobird.com/podcast/scp-archives-499818)
Published: 2026-05-14T06:00:00+00:00
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"Listen up, team. Time is short, but the plan is simple. The target is supposed to be somewhere in this park. A large, orange slime. Burtkurt's research tells us it should be relatively friendly, which definitely works in our favor."

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