Episode

SCP-3840: “We Stand On Guard For Thee.”

Podcast: SCP Archives
Published: Feb 12, 2026
Duration seconds: 1247
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Summary

SCP-3840 is an emaciated humanoid entity that manifests in the Boreal forest region of Canada. It appears to be covered in severe burn wounds and is estimated to be 2 meters in height.