# SCP-3840: “We Stand On Guard For Thee.”

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Published: 2026-02-12T07:00:00+00:00
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## Resource

SCP-3840 is an emaciated humanoid entity that manifests in the Boreal forest region of Canada. It appears to be covered in severe burn wounds and is estimated to be 2 meters in height.

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