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#MinorNotes | "THE MONSTER WANTED COCOA" by Static Wax — based on a #RetroRadio Story
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- May 22, 2026
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- 1370
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- https://weirddarkness.com/mn-monsterwantedcocoa/
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Summary
A 1962-style monster mash novelty single with a Bloomsbury detective, every monster in the catalogue, and a mad scientist who'd rather be selling vegetables — proof that even Static Wax knows how to grin. Stick around to the end for a little something extra. GET “The Monster Wanted Cocoa” by Static Wax: https://distrokid.com/hyperfollow/staticwax/the-monster-wanted-cocoa GET “Monster Want Cocoa” by Dark Weirdness: https://distrokid.com/hyperfollow/darkweirdness/monster-want-cocoa EPISODE THAT INSPIRED THE SONG: https://weirddarkness.com/wdrr0666/ MORE OF THE MUSIC: https://weirddarkness.com/music HEAR THE WEIRD DARKNESS PODCAST: https://weirddarkness.com/listen