# #MinorNotes | "THE MONSTER WANTED COCOA" by Static Wax — based on a #RetroRadio Story

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Podcast: [Retro Radio: Old Time Radio in the Dark](https://stenobird.com/podcast/retro-radio-old-time-radio-in-the-dark-6785269)
Published: 2026-05-22T07:16:10+00:00
Episode link: https://weirddarkness.com/mn-monsterwantedcocoa/
Audio file: https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/72110090/mn20260521b_themonsterwantedcocoa.mp3
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Duration seconds: 1370

## Resource

A 1962-style monster mash novelty single with a Bloomsbury detective, every monster in the catalogue, and a mad scientist who'd rather be selling vegetables — proof that even Static Wax knows how to grin. Stick around to the end for a little something extra. GET “The Monster Wanted Cocoa” by Static Wax: https://distrokid.com/hyperfollow/staticwax/the-monster-wanted-cocoa GET “Monster Want Cocoa” by Dark Weirdness: https://distrokid.com/hyperfollow/darkweirdness/monster-want-cocoa EPISODE THAT INSPIRED THE SONG: https://weirddarkness.com/wdrr0666/ MORE OF THE MUSIC: https://weirddarkness.com/music HEAR THE WEIRD DARKNESS PODCAST: https://weirddarkness.com/listen

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