Episode
#MinorNotes | “THE DOLLS WILL HAVE THEM ALL” by Static Wax — based On a Retro Radio story
- Published
- May 20, 2026
- Duration seconds
- 730
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- https://weirddarkness.com/mn-thedollswillhavethemall/
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Summary
A circus march dressed in red velvet and brass, sung by a barker who is selling something far worse than dolls — and a chorus of tiny voices that know exactly what he means. GET THE SONG: https://distrokid.com/hyperfollow/staticwax/the-dolls-will-have-them-all EPISODE THAT INSPIRED THE SONG: https://weirddarkness.com/wdrr0664/ MORE OF THE MUSIC: https://weirddarkness.com/music HEAR THE WEIRD DARKNESS PODCAST: https://weirddarkness.com/listen