# #MinorNotes | “THE DOLLS WILL HAVE THEM ALL” by Static Wax — based On a Retro Radio story

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Podcast: [Retro Radio: Old Time Radio in the Dark](https://stenobird.com/podcast/retro-radio-old-time-radio-in-the-dark-6785269)
Published: 2026-05-20T01:00:03+00:00
Episode link: https://weirddarkness.com/mn-thedollswillhavethemall/
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Duration seconds: 730

## Resource

A circus march dressed in red velvet and brass, sung by a barker who is selling something far worse than dolls — and a chorus of tiny voices that know exactly what he means. GET THE SONG: https://distrokid.com/hyperfollow/staticwax/the-dolls-will-have-them-all EPISODE THAT INSPIRED THE SONG: https://weirddarkness.com/wdrr0664/ MORE OF THE MUSIC: https://weirddarkness.com/music HEAR THE WEIRD DARKNESS PODCAST: https://weirddarkness.com/listen

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