Episode

Time itself must be evaluated.

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Jamal70
Published
Aug 27, 2026
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70
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Summary

A man had a bad habit of waking up in the morning. So one night he decided to set three alarm clocks. In order to wake up on time in the morning, he set alarms on all three and fell asleep. As soon as the first alarm rang in the morning, he turned it off while he was still asleep and went back to sleep. After a while, the second alarm rang, he turned it off too and went back to sleep! Then, when the third alarm rang, he did the same thing. Finally, he fell into a deep sleep. After waking up, he saw that it was already past the time to go to the office. He hurriedly went to the office and said to his boss, “Sir, I set three alarms.” The boss said, “Even though the alarm rang at three, you still won!” 😂