# Time itself must be evaluated. Page: https://stenobird.com/podcast/jamal70-7465932/time-itself-must-be-evaluated Text version: https://stenobird.com/podcast/jamal70-7465932/time-itself-must-be-evaluated.md Podcast: [Jamal70](https://stenobird.com/podcast/jamal70-7465932) Published: 2026-08-27T11:47:28+00:00 Episode link: https://blurt.media/w/4eMptBYs9ZiLQoseo1E8cm Audio file: https://blurt.media/plugins/peerhub/router/podcast/1a381111-36c1-4cd3-b43d-e055cea6fc7e/audio.mp3 Processing state: not_requested JSON: https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/jamal70-7465932/episodes/time-itself-must-be-evaluated Duration seconds: 70 ## Resource A man had a bad habit of waking up in the morning. So one night he decided to set three alarm clocks. In order to wake up on time in the morning, he set alarms on all three and fell asleep. As soon as the first alarm rang in the morning, he turned it off while he was still asleep and went back to sleep. After a while, the second alarm rang, he turned it off too and went back to sleep! Then, when the third alarm rang, he did the same thing. Finally, he fell into a deep sleep. After waking up, he saw that it was already past the time to go to the office. He hurriedly went to the office and said to his boss, β€œSir, I set three alarms.” The boss said, β€œEven though the alarm rang at three, you still won!” πŸ˜‚ ## Actions - request_transcript: `POST https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/jamal70-7465932/episodes/time-itself-must-be-evaluated/transcription-requests` β€” Idempotently request low-priority transcript generation for this episode. - read_markdown: `GET https://stenobird.com/podcast/jamal70-7465932/time-itself-must-be-evaluated.md` β€” Read the agent-friendly Markdown representation of this episode resource. A page view does not enqueue transcription. Agents should invoke `request_transcript` explicitly when they need this episode processed. ## Transcript Full transcripts are not published on public pages unless there is a clear rights basis.