Episode
Friday, May 1st 2026 — GOOGL Rips, Meta Slips, and Someone's Getting Engaged
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- Hunchline: The Morning Line
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- May 1, 2026
- Duration seconds
- 990
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Summary
Alphabet explodes ten percent on earnings, Meta bleeds users and dollars, earthquakes rattle the search trends, and the aliens subreddit is asking hard questions about astronaut body language.