# Friday, May 1st 2026 — GOOGL Rips, Meta Slips, and Someone's Getting Engaged

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Podcast: [Hunchline: The Morning Line](https://stenobird.com/podcast/hunchline-the-morning-line-7849846)
Published: 2026-05-01T08:00:00+00:00
Episode link: https://hunchline.io/podcast/2026-05-01
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Duration seconds: 990

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Alphabet explodes ten percent on earnings, Meta bleeds users and dollars, earthquakes rattle the search trends, and the aliens subreddit is asking hard questions about astronaut body language.

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