Episode
Child You vs Teen You… But Vampire Edition
- Podcast
- Ha Hack
- Published
- May 6, 2026
- Duration seconds
- 799
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Summary
Imagine being a vampire your ENTIRE life. From awkward kid years to dramatic teen glow ups… while never aging normally and hiding a huge secret the whole time. Childhood was weird enough. But teenage vampire life? Absolute chaos. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices