# Child You vs Teen You… But Vampire Edition

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Podcast: [Ha Hack](https://stenobird.com/podcast/ha-hack-7359773)
Published: 2026-05-06T19:00:00+00:00
Episode link: https://traffic.megaphone.fm/ADME9687081426.mp3?updated=1777866714
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## Resource

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