Episode
Mini Bad Boy Special: Beef Pies, Bad Knees & Bullseye at Midnight
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- Goldie Lookin Chain
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- Dec 9, 2025
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- 3318
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Summary
Eggsy and Adam (later Rhys) crack open a warm tour can and take us on a magical mystery ride through the 2025 GLC tour: Manchester – Misty appears like the Welsh Elton John, crowd goes absolutely batshit, and some bloke called Dom drinks alone in the dressing room. Kendall – Chef chops off half his finger and bleeds all over the fish and chips. Very rock ’n’ roll. Margate – The boys drink in a pub that might be called “The Bag o’ Buckets” or something. Adam goes home early for Bullseye. Bexhill – Eggsy has a pre-show dinner of ice cream followed by a Pot Noodle . Athlete. Newcastle – Ladyboys of Bangkok next door; Billy does 10 poos; someone gets smashed in a beer hall; Rhys injures his leg after two songs and ends up being medically laughed at by NHS staff. Hull – A pub so terrifying even GLC walk straight back out. Nottingham – Longest graffiti penis ever documented. Exmouth to Falmouth – Trego Mills nearly causes a religious experience. Pete Doherty’s dog exposes its luminous anus. Frome – Adam once performed an entire gig four seconds behind reality. Bridgend – The beer tastes like farts and everyone has to move dressing rooms mid-gig. Ipswich – The lads stay up late watching a sci-fi porno on Talking Pictures TV that scarred them spiritually. Oxford – Beef pie dream achieved; Adam pukes on his own poo and is reborn stronger. Reading – Full English served in a bowl, ghost made of glittery smoke appears in the corridor. Southampton – The boys all fall asleep on sofas and Adam makes a tiny mouse-squeak in his sleep that becomes the highlight of the tour. Another place – Venue staff demand an extra 15 minutes of rapping; GLC politely refuse and drink heavily at a golf club…