# Mini Bad Boy Special: Beef Pies, Bad Knees & Bullseye at Midnight

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Podcast: [Goldie Lookin Chain](https://stenobird.com/podcast/goldie-lookin-chain-7278030)
Published: 2025-12-09T19:43:41+00:00
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Duration seconds: 3318

## Resource

Eggsy and Adam (later Rhys) crack open a warm tour can and take us on a magical mystery ride through the 2025 GLC tour: Manchester  – Misty appears like the Welsh Elton John, crowd goes absolutely batshit, and some bloke called Dom drinks alone in the dressing room. Kendall  – Chef chops off half his finger and bleeds all over the fish and chips. Very rock ’n’ roll. Margate  – The boys drink in a pub that might be called “The Bag o’ Buckets” or something. Adam goes home early for Bullseye. Bexhill  – Eggsy has a pre-show dinner of  ice cream followed by a Pot Noodle . Athlete. Newcastle  – Ladyboys of Bangkok next door; Billy does 10 poos; someone gets smashed in a beer hall; Rhys injures his leg after two songs and ends up being medically laughed at by NHS staff. Hull  – A pub so terrifying even GLC walk straight back out. Nottingham  – Longest graffiti penis ever documented. Exmouth to Falmouth  – Trego Mills nearly causes a religious experience. Pete Doherty’s dog exposes its luminous anus. Frome  – Adam once performed an entire gig four seconds behind reality. Bridgend  – The beer tastes like farts and everyone has to move dressing rooms mid-gig. Ipswich  – The lads stay up late watching a sci-fi porno on Talking Pictures TV that scarred them spiritually. Oxford  – Beef pie dream achieved; Adam pukes on his own poo and is reborn stronger. Reading  – Full English served in a bowl, ghost made of glittery smoke appears in the corridor. Southampton  – The boys all fall asleep on sofas and Adam makes a tiny mouse-squeak in his sleep that becomes the highlight of the tour. Another place  – Venue staff demand an extra 15 minutes of rapping; GLC politely refuse and drink heavily at a golf club…

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