Episode

*TEASER* Baptist Oreos, Anglican Biscotti

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Future Commerce

Published

Mar 31, 2026

Duration seconds

409

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Summary

Oreos are Baptist, Biscotti are Anglican, and we're losing our minds. Cookie theology, meme reality, mass hallucinations, the price of attention, and more on the full After Dark episode – accessible to Future Commerce Plus members.