# *TEASER* Baptist Oreos, Anglican Biscotti

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Podcast: [Future Commerce](https://stenobird.com/podcast/future-commerce-570770)
Published: 2026-03-31T20:00:00+00:00
Episode link: http://futurecommerce.fm
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Duration seconds: 409

## Resource

Oreos are Baptist, Biscotti are Anglican, and we're losing our minds. Cookie theology, meme reality, mass hallucinations, the price of attention, and more on the full After Dark episode – accessible to Future Commerce Plus members.

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