Podcast

Football Cliches

Author: Tom Whiter
Feed episode count: 288
Official site: https://twitter.com/FootballCliches
RSS: https://feeds.megaphone.fm/GLT7974369854
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Summary

Deconstructing the gloriously unique language of football – the words, the phrases and the tiny things you didn't think you cared about – with Adam Hurrey, Charlie Eccleshare & David Walker. Visit nordvpn.com/cliches to get four extra months on a two-year plan with NordVPN

Episodes

Jul 14, 2026 · not_requested

A little bit all at sea, gyroscope magnitudes & Joe Cole on the pyramids

Duration seconds: 2887
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Jul 9, 2026 · not_requested

The Aguirre noise, lungbusting thresholds & the Penalty Miss XI

Duration seconds: 3017
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Jul 6, 2026 · not_requested

1,114 Dan Burns, retro World Cup controversy & the most unsatisfying noise of the tournament

Duration seconds: 4033
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Jul 3, 2026 · not_requested

The Boxpark backlash, unfinished Azteca business & the unluckiest World Cup score-avoider

Duration seconds: 3397
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Jun 30, 2026 · not_requested

A correct year for every last-32 game, Trumpian co-comms & breakfast with Sean Dyche

Duration seconds: 3260
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Jun 26, 2026 · not_requested

Fox-mode Fletch, Scottish limbo & Andy Burnham's one-on-one finishing

Duration seconds: 2971
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Jun 23, 2026 · not_requested

The Vamos epidemic, Lineker on ITV & accidental 90s trance in VAR announcements

Duration seconds: 3543
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Jun 19, 2026 · not_requested

England's beloved scoreline, Messi's scout badges & the hydration-break hand gesture

Duration seconds: 2895
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Jun 15, 2026 · not_requested

The BBC/ITV truce, World Cup life-bursting & Tina Turner's spot-kick record

Duration seconds: 2830
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Jun 11, 2026 · not_requested

Giant lanyards & England camp mood updates: The listeners' World Cup loves & hates

Duration seconds: 3620
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Jun 9, 2026 · not_requested

England's Florida scoreboard XI, niche FIFA metrics & watching the World Cup in 4D

Duration seconds: 3073
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Jun 4, 2026 · not_requested

The Football Cliches Quiz XXV: Cliches vs The England Pod

Duration seconds: 6158
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Jun 2, 2026 · not_requested

Stutter steps in Budapest, Switzerland on Saturdays & Keysey's final sign-off

Duration seconds: 2706
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May 27, 2026 · not_requested

The VAR-monitor jog & fans coming in peace: The listeners' loves & hates

Duration seconds: 3109
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May 25, 2026 · not_requested

Spurs circling the drain, European hangover defiance & farmers taking penalties

Duration seconds: 3072
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May 20, 2026 · not_requested

Unleash the Arsenal long-reads, Spygate super-schadenfreude & a Bundesliga hoax

Duration seconds: 2764
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May 18, 2026 · not_requested

Labour's laboured footballspeak, thumpable scorelines & penalty pop-ups

Duration seconds: 3439
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May 13, 2026 · not_requested

The Football Cliches Quiz XXIV: Cliches vs The Sweeper - The Rematch

Duration seconds: 6475
Source: https://pscrb.fm/rss/p/traffic.megaphone.fm/COMG2537477681.mp3?updated=1778716209

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May 11, 2026 · not_requested

Corner-kick chaos, a Premier League without a W & Joe Cole at the Ritz

Duration seconds: 3092
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May 7, 2026 · not_requested

The 9.75 role, Tom Hiddleston's Champions League mindset & the Faroese Andy Gray

Duration seconds: 2815
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May 5, 2026 · not_requested

The fixture pile-up threshold, Sean Dyche playing "Sean Dyche" & under-10s trophy parades

Duration seconds: 2998
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Apr 30, 2026 · not_requested

Team-talk mythology & the stickers of European toilet cubicles: The listeners' loves & hates

Duration seconds: 2974
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Apr 27, 2026 · not_requested

Great adverts for the pyramid, technicians of the sphere & Qatar to Coventry in 3 minutes

Duration seconds: 2565
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Apr 22, 2026 · not_requested

Elite barbers' FPL advantage, the Collins-Tomkins dilemma & doing The Terrestrial

Duration seconds: 2821
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Apr 20, 2026 · not_requested

Lee Dixon on toast, “advantage City” & a commentator's Copacabana complex

Duration seconds: 2815
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Apr 15, 2026 · not_requested

Unexpected Stevenage, premature hauntings & the Premier League goal caught on CCTV

Duration seconds: 2972
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Apr 13, 2026 · not_requested

Half-and-half Shakespearean scarves, scouting for Shevchenko & the half-dozen crisis

Duration seconds: 2481
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Apr 9, 2026 · not_requested

The Football Cliches Quiz XXIII: Cliches vs Career We Go

Duration seconds: 4942
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Apr 7, 2026 · not_requested

FA Cup lustre status, Ally McCoist's cliche mashup... and every Premier League game ever

Duration seconds: 2751
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Apr 1, 2026 · not_requested

The Extinction XI

Duration seconds: 4414
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Mar 30, 2026 · not_requested

Biggleswade bragging rights, Tanzania 0 Liechtenstein 1 & Keysey's perfect Christmas

Duration seconds: 3439
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Mar 26, 2026 · not_requested

Football vs The Dictionary: Susie Dent on bus-parking & bouncebackability

Duration seconds: 4085
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Mar 24, 2026 · not_requested

The Carabao Supremacy, yodelling commentators & the absolute Joe Hart

Duration seconds: 2591
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Mar 19, 2026 · not_requested

GoPro goalkeepers & textbook crossfield-pass apologies: The listeners' loves & hates

Duration seconds: 3667
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Mar 17, 2026 · not_requested

”My baby looks like Gary Megson", MOTD donking & in dreamland with Bodo/Glimt

Duration seconds: 3187
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