{"podcast":{"title":"Football Cliches","slug":"football-cliches-6646425","podcast_index_feed_id":6646425,"rss_url":"https://feeds.megaphone.fm/GLT7974369854","website_url":"https://twitter.com/FootballCliches","image_url":"https://megaphone.imgix.net/podcasts/3de89ed8-6689-11ee-823b-a3ab0caddb8a/image/1d51febda93bcf29a9322ff8a4c08223.jpeg?ixlib=rails-4.3.1&max-w=3000&max-h=3000&fit=crop&auto=format,compress","author":"Tom Whiter","episode_count":288,"summary":"Deconstructing the gloriously unique language of football – the words, the phrases and the tiny things you didn't think you cared about – with Adam Hurrey, Charlie Eccleshare & David Walker. Visit nordvpn.com/cliches to get four extra months on a two-year plan with NordVPN","last_synced_at":"2026-07-14T12:20:05.530629+00:00","page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/football-cliches-6646425"},"episode":{"title":"England's Florida scoreboard XI, niche FIFA metrics & watching the World Cup in 4D","slug":"england-s-florida-scoreboard-xi-niche-fifa-metrics-watching-the-world-cup-in-4d","published_at":"2026-06-09T06:01:00+00:00","page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/football-cliches-6646425/england-s-florida-scoreboard-xi-niche-fifa-metrics-watching-the-world-cup-in-4d","show_page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/football-cliches-6646425","url":"https://pscrb.fm/rss/p/traffic.megaphone.fm/COMG2114294516.mp3","audio_url":"https://pscrb.fm/rss/p/traffic.megaphone.fm/COMG2114294516.mp3","summary":"Adam Hurrey is joined on the Adjudication Panel by Nick Miller and James Maw. On the agenda: the BBC's co-commentators show some pre-tournament rustiness, FIFA's new plan for pre-kick-off team lineups, the greatest PDF in World Cup history, footballers' names in scathing reviews of West End musicals, the pathetic carry-on of the Real Madrid presidential election, a potentially terrible \"4D World Cup viewing experience\", a superbly mangled cliche by a hurling pundit and some provisional thoughts on Piers Morgan's World Cup YouTube show. Meanwhile, the panel imagine the football existences of the incorrectly-named England stars of the Florida stadium scoreboard. Play the Happy Hunting Grounds daily quiz at games.footballcliches.com Sign up for Dreamland, the members-only Football Clichés experience, to access our exclusive show and much more: https://dreamland.footballcliches.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices","meta_description":"Adam Hurrey is joined on the Adjudication Panel by Nick Miller and James Maw. On the agenda: the BBC's co-commentators show some pre-tournament rustiness,…","key_points":[],"chapters":[],"topics":[],"duration_seconds":3073,"processing_state":"not_requested","actions":[{"name":"request_transcript","method":"POST","url":"https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/football-cliches-6646425/episodes/england-s-florida-scoreboard-xi-niche-fifa-metrics-watching-the-world-cup-in-4d/transcription-requests","description":"Idempotently request low-priority transcript generation for this episode."},{"name":"read_markdown","method":"GET","url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/football-cliches-6646425/england-s-florida-scoreboard-xi-niche-fifa-metrics-watching-the-world-cup-in-4d.md","description":"Read the agent-friendly Markdown representation of this episode resource."}]}}