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CAL-HAUL™: California's New Plan to Profit From People Leaving | Satire Saturday
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- May 30, 2026
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Text the show! What happens when a state stops trying to keep residents and starts trying to profit from them leaving? Welcome to CAL-HAUL™ — California's brand-new government-owned moving company. From 40-mile-range electric moving trucks to grief counselors, rewards programs, departure permits, and California Without Borders, this week's Satire Saturday explores what might happen if Sacramento decided outmigration wasn't a problem to solve... but a business opportunity. The result is one...