# CAL-HAUL™: California's New Plan to Profit From People Leaving | Satire Saturday

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Podcast: [Common Sense with Chad Law | Political Commentary](https://stenobird.com/podcast/common-sense-with-chad-law-political-commentary-4943048)
Published: 2026-05-30T22:31:06+00:00
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Text the show! What happens when a state stops trying to keep residents and starts trying to profit from them leaving? Welcome to CAL-HAUL™ — California's brand-new government-owned moving company. From 40-mile-range electric moving trucks to grief counselors, rewards programs, departure permits, and California Without Borders, this week's Satire Saturday explores what might happen if Sacramento decided outmigration wasn't a problem to solve... but a business opportunity. The result is one...

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