Episode
SNF Week 1 Cowboys-Giants; Jets sign Breece Hall; NFL's All-Alien Team
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- Chris Simms Unbuttoned
- Published
- May 11, 2026
- Duration seconds
- 4813
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Summary
After reacting to the SNF Week 1 matchup release, Chris & Connor analyze Breece Hall’s extension, the Vikings QB competition, and whether QB Brendan Sorsby is worth a supplemental draft pick. Plus, with Victor Wembanyama being a nightly force in the NBA playoffs, the guys make the NFL’s “All-Alien Team.” But first, Connor is sporting an old school look, but there’s one ‘90s fashion item Chris draws the line at.