# SNF Week 1 Cowboys-Giants; Jets sign Breece Hall; NFL's All-Alien Team

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Podcast: [Chris Simms Unbuttoned](https://stenobird.com/podcast/chris-simms-unbuttoned-915443)
Published: 2026-05-11T16:57:58+00:00
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After reacting to the SNF Week 1 matchup release, Chris & Connor analyze Breece Hall’s extension, the Vikings QB competition, and whether QB Brendan Sorsby is worth a supplemental draft pick. Plus, with Victor Wembanyama being a nightly force in the NBA playoffs, the guys make the NFL’s “All-Alien Team.” But first, Connor is sporting an old school look, but there’s one ‘90s fashion item Chris draws the line at.

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