Podcast

Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

Author: PodcastOne
Feed episode count: 446
Official site: https://art19.com/shows/beachtoosandy
RSS: https://rss.art19.com/beachtoosandy
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Summary

A comedy podcast featuring dramatic readings of one-star reviews written by real people with not-so-real problems. Hosted by siblings Xandy and Christine Schiefer.

Episodes

Jun 17, 2026 · not_requested

394: Reviews of Raising Cane's

Duration seconds: 3315
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Jun 10, 2026 · not_requested

393: Reviews of Costco

Duration seconds: 3310
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Jun 3, 2026 · not_requested

392: Reviews of Shakespeare or Smut

Duration seconds: 3609
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May 27, 2026 · not_requested

391: Reviews of Smut

Duration seconds: 4853
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May 20, 2026 · not_requested

390: Reviews of Shakespeare

Duration seconds: 3190
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May 13, 2026 · not_requested

389: Reviews of YMCAs

Duration seconds: 2935
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May 6, 2026 · not_requested

388: Reviews of Home Goods with Zachariah Porter and Jonathan Carson

Duration seconds: 3007
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Apr 29, 2026 · not_requested

387: Reviews of 7-Eleven

Duration seconds: 2079
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Apr 22, 2026 · not_requested

386: Reviews of Umbrellas

Duration seconds: 2565
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Apr 15, 2026 · not_requested

385: Reviews of Caves with National Park After Dark

Duration seconds: 3116
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Apr 8, 2026 · not_requested

384: Reviews of Airport Shops

Duration seconds: 2669
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Apr 1, 2026 · not_requested

383: Reviews of Easter Egg Hunts

Duration seconds: 3285
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Mar 25, 2026 · not_requested

382: Reviews of Allergy Meds

Duration seconds: 2769
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Mar 18, 2026 · not_requested

381: Between You and Us

Duration seconds: 2687
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Mar 11, 2026 · not_requested

380: Reviews of Secret Lives of Mormon Wives with Bridger Winegar

Duration seconds: 2749
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Mar 4, 2026 · not_requested

379: Reviews of Dude Ranches

Duration seconds: 2996
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Feb 25, 2026 · not_requested

378: Reviews of Televangelists

Duration seconds: 2873
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Feb 18, 2026 · not_requested

377: Reviews of Jewelry

Duration seconds: 2945
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Feb 11, 2026 · not_requested

376: Reviews of Party Buses

Duration seconds: 3495
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Feb 4, 2026 · not_requested

375: Reviews of Benihana with Byron Marin and Ryan Bergara

Duration seconds: 3369
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Jan 28, 2026 · not_requested

374: Reviews of Puzzles

Duration seconds: 2765
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Jan 21, 2026 · not_requested

373: Reviews of Novelty Kitchen Tools

Duration seconds: 3198
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Jan 14, 2026 · not_requested

372: Reviews of Locksmiths

Duration seconds: 3678
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Jan 7, 2026 · not_requested

371: Reviews of Old-Timey Candy

Duration seconds: 2672
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Dec 31, 2025 · not_requested

370: Reviews of Hangover Cures

Duration seconds: 3400
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