# Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

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RSS feed: https://rss.art19.com/beachtoosandy
Official site: https://art19.com/shows/beachtoosandy
Author: PodcastOne
Episodes: 446

## Resource

A comedy podcast featuring dramatic readings of one-star reviews written by real people with not-so-real problems. Hosted by siblings Xandy and Christine Schiefer.

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## Episodes
- [394: Reviews of Raising Cane's](https://stenobird.com/podcast/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet-202019/394-reviews-of-raising-cane-s) — 2026-06-17T07:00:00+00:00
- [393: Reviews of Costco](https://stenobird.com/podcast/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet-202019/393-reviews-of-costco) — 2026-06-10T07:00:00+00:00
- [392: Reviews of Shakespeare or Smut](https://stenobird.com/podcast/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet-202019/392-reviews-of-shakespeare-or-smut) — 2026-06-03T07:00:00+00:00
- [391: Reviews of Smut](https://stenobird.com/podcast/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet-202019/391-reviews-of-smut) — 2026-05-27T07:00:00+00:00
- [390: Reviews of Shakespeare](https://stenobird.com/podcast/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet-202019/390-reviews-of-shakespeare) — 2026-05-20T07:00:00+00:00
- [389: Reviews of YMCAs](https://stenobird.com/podcast/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet-202019/389-reviews-of-ymcas) — 2026-05-13T07:00:00+00:00
- [388: Reviews of Home Goods with Zachariah Porter and Jonathan Carson](https://stenobird.com/podcast/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet-202019/388-reviews-of-home-goods-with-zachariah-porter-and-jonathan-carson) — 2026-05-06T07:00:00+00:00
- [387: Reviews of 7-Eleven](https://stenobird.com/podcast/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet-202019/387-reviews-of-7-eleven) — 2026-04-29T07:00:00+00:00
- [386: Reviews of Umbrellas](https://stenobird.com/podcast/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet-202019/386-reviews-of-umbrellas) — 2026-04-22T07:00:00+00:00
- [385: Reviews of Caves with National Park After Dark](https://stenobird.com/podcast/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet-202019/385-reviews-of-caves-with-national-park-after-dark) — 2026-04-15T07:00:00+00:00
- [384: Reviews of Airport Shops](https://stenobird.com/podcast/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet-202019/384-reviews-of-airport-shops) — 2026-04-08T07:00:00+00:00
- [383:  Reviews of Easter Egg Hunts](https://stenobird.com/podcast/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet-202019/383-reviews-of-easter-egg-hunts) — 2026-04-01T07:00:00+00:00
- [382: Reviews of Allergy Meds](https://stenobird.com/podcast/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet-202019/382-reviews-of-allergy-meds) — 2026-03-25T07:00:00+00:00
- [381: Between You and Us](https://stenobird.com/podcast/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet-202019/381-between-you-and-us) — 2026-03-18T07:00:00+00:00
- [380: Reviews of Secret Lives of Mormon Wives with Bridger Winegar](https://stenobird.com/podcast/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet-202019/380-reviews-of-secret-lives-of-mormon-wives-with-bridger-winegar) — 2026-03-11T07:00:00+00:00
- [379:  Reviews of Dude Ranches](https://stenobird.com/podcast/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet-202019/379-reviews-of-dude-ranches) — 2026-03-04T08:00:00+00:00
- [378: Reviews of Televangelists](https://stenobird.com/podcast/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet-202019/378-reviews-of-televangelists) — 2026-02-25T08:00:00+00:00
- [377: Reviews of Jewelry](https://stenobird.com/podcast/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet-202019/377-reviews-of-jewelry) — 2026-02-18T08:00:00+00:00
- [376: Reviews of Party Buses](https://stenobird.com/podcast/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet-202019/376-reviews-of-party-buses) — 2026-02-11T08:00:00+00:00
- [375: Reviews of Benihana with Byron Marin and Ryan Bergara](https://stenobird.com/podcast/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet-202019/375-reviews-of-benihana-with-byron-marin-and-ryan-bergara) — 2026-02-04T08:00:00+00:00
- [374:  Reviews of Puzzles](https://stenobird.com/podcast/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet-202019/374-reviews-of-puzzles) — 2026-01-28T08:00:00+00:00
- [373:  Reviews of Novelty Kitchen Tools](https://stenobird.com/podcast/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet-202019/373-reviews-of-novelty-kitchen-tools) — 2026-01-21T08:00:00+00:00
- [372: Reviews of Locksmiths](https://stenobird.com/podcast/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet-202019/372-reviews-of-locksmiths) — 2026-01-14T08:00:00+00:00
- [371: Reviews of Old-Timey Candy](https://stenobird.com/podcast/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet-202019/371-reviews-of-old-timey-candy) — 2026-01-07T08:00:00+00:00
- [370: Reviews of Hangover Cures](https://stenobird.com/podcast/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet-202019/370-reviews-of-hangover-cures) — 2025-12-31T08:00:00+00:00

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