Episode
Season Four Begins Now : Why Modern Metal Bands Suck
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- Barely Legal Album Reviews
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- Jan 17, 2026
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- 897
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Summary
After somehow losing my god damn notes ( hey, it happens ) I decided to change gears just for this episode and talk about the three main reasons why I think today's metal bands suck