# Season Four Begins Now : Why Modern Metal Bands Suck

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Podcast: [Barely Legal Album Reviews](https://stenobird.com/podcast/barely-legal-album-reviews-7079463)
Published: 2026-01-17T14:34:22+00:00
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After somehow losing my god damn notes ( hey, it happens ) I decided to change gears just for this episode and talk about the three main reasons why I think today's metal bands suck

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