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Alphas Make Sandwiches Ep. 75: DIA Airport Conspiracies, Muffin Gate & Mainframe Tips
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- Badlands Media
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- Jul 21, 2026
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- 3691
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Summary
Ashe, Christy, and Jackie roll in running on almost no sleep and a lot of caffeine, but they still bring the goods. After a quick sponsor run and a brisket cook video that will make you hungry before lunch, the ladies log into the mainframe for a genuinely useful iPhone trick worth stealing. Then things get weird in the best way. Fresh off a record breaking Badlander meetup, Ashe recaps a deep dive into Denver International Airport's infamous murals, gargoyles, and blue mustang statue with a debunker who has actually worked there. Expect equal parts conspiracy theory, comedy, and a serious case of Colorado being Colorado. There is also a callback to the now legendary music video everyone cannot stop rewatching for its hidden Easter eggs, plus the full explanation of Muffin Gate finally revealed. Fast, funny, and a little unhinged, exactly how you like it.