# Alphas Make Sandwiches Ep. 75: DIA Airport Conspiracies, Muffin Gate & Mainframe Tips

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Podcast: [Badlands Media](https://stenobird.com/podcast/badlands-media-6674661)
Published: 2026-07-21T00:55:50+00:00
Episode link: https://badlandsmedia.podbean.com/e/alphas-make-sandwiches-ep-75-dia-airport-conspiracies-muffin-gate-mainframe-tips/
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Duration seconds: 3691

## Resource

Ashe, Christy, and Jackie roll in running on almost no sleep and a lot of caffeine, but they still bring the goods. After a quick sponsor run and a brisket cook video that will make you hungry before lunch, the ladies log into the mainframe for a genuinely useful iPhone trick worth stealing. Then things get weird in the best way. Fresh off a record breaking Badlander meetup, Ashe recaps a deep dive into Denver International Airport's infamous murals, gargoyles, and blue mustang statue with a debunker who has actually worked there. Expect equal parts conspiracy theory, comedy, and a serious case of Colorado being Colorado. There is also a callback to the now legendary music video everyone cannot stop rewatching for its hidden Easter eggs, plus the full explanation of Muffin Gate finally revealed. Fast, funny, and a little unhinged, exactly how you like it.

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