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83.5 - Ranking Simulators
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- 90s Disney
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- May 18, 2026
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- 2809
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Summary
What can be more fun than getting into a box and shaking around while watching a movie screen? We're ranking every simulator attraction at the US based Disney and Universal parks. Find out where your favorite ranks! 00:00 Intro 01:44 Rules and Park Plan 02:28 Epcot Body Wars 04:16 Soarin Counts as Simulator 05:52 Soarin Versions Ranked 08:01 Journey to Jerusalem Deep Cut 09:19 What Counts as Simulator 10:00 Hollywood Studios Star Tours 11:30 Smugglers Run Debate 13:40 Flight of Passage 17:12 Universal Enters the Chat 17:23 Hanna-Barbera Classic 20:34 Nicktoon Blast Era 21:55 Minion Mayhem Today 23:04 Minions Ride Talk 23:40 Jimmy Fallon Debate 26:10 Back to the Future Love 27:54 Simpsons Ride Rankings 29:37 What Counts as Simulator 33:58 Final Ranking Readout 34:45 Fast and Furious Sidebar 36:54 Listener Mailbag 42:18 Disney Park Outfit Memories 44:47 Wrap Up and Anniversary Follow Us Blue Sky | Facebook | Threads | Instagram Email: [email protected]