# 83.5 - Ranking Simulators

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Podcast: [90s Disney](https://stenobird.com/podcast/90s-disney-17704)
Published: 2026-05-18T17:26:17+00:00
Episode link: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/90sdisney/episodes/83-5---Ranking-Simulators-e3ji2su
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## Resource

What can be more fun than getting into a box and shaking around while watching a movie screen? We're ranking every simulator attraction at the US based Disney and Universal parks. Find out where your favorite ranks! 00:00 Intro 01:44 Rules and Park Plan 02:28 Epcot Body Wars 04:16 Soarin Counts as Simulator 05:52 Soarin Versions Ranked 08:01 Journey to Jerusalem Deep Cut 09:19 What Counts as Simulator 10:00 Hollywood Studios Star Tours 11:30 Smugglers Run Debate 13:40 Flight of Passage 17:12 Universal Enters the Chat 17:23 Hanna-Barbera Classic 20:34 Nicktoon Blast Era 21:55 Minion Mayhem Today 23:04 Minions Ride Talk 23:40 Jimmy Fallon Debate 26:10 Back to the Future Love 27:54 Simpsons Ride Rankings 29:37 What Counts as Simulator 33:58 Final Ranking Readout 34:45 Fast and Furious Sidebar 36:54 Listener Mailbag 42:18 Disney Park Outfit Memories 44:47 Wrap Up and Anniversary Follow Us Blue Sky | Facebook | Threads | Instagram Email: 90sDisneyPodcast@gmail.com

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