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Joe Walsh (No Relation) Forces Val Verde to Run (with Dru Johnston)
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- Feb 2, 2026
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Summary
“The Whisp Turlington Show” welcomes Joe Walsh — no relation — and Whisp Turlington and Geoff “The Angry Man” Garlock immediately lose control of the interview, the studio, and most municipal oversight in Val Verde. What should be a routine guest segment detonates into a full civic event as Joe Walsh (No Relation) outlines the Val Verde Rock & Roll 5K, 10K, Half Marathon, Ultra Marathon, and a race philosophy built on early mornings, public bragging, and mechanical bulls used as motivational tools . Meanwhile: • Art Spart returns from a prolonged traffic hiatus • Jimmy One Meal releases a posthumous song called “Shark Sex” and no one asks permission • Jason Gore reigns supreme at 98.6 The Squirt and declares himself the greatest DJ alive • Bloody nipples, nip guards, and weaponized areolas dominate the discourse • Threads is exposed as a scolding platform and Bluesky as a joke museum • A 90s lyrics game confirms that memory is fake and lyrics never mattered Guest Starring: Dru Johnston as Joe Walsh (No Relation) Check out Dru's Substack at https://ivegottheruns.substack.com Become One With The Hawk Subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube — wherever you listen. The signal is everywhere. Join the Rock Battalion: get updates, drops, and Val Verde alerts at 1089thehawk.com . Support the station on Patreon: it keeps the mics hot and the Sharney’s mystery buffet groaning — patreon.com/1089thehawk . Watch The Hawk on YouTube for full broadcasts, clips, and occasional yelling: youtube.com/@1089thehawk . Follow us everywhere: Instagram, TikTok, Bluesky, Facebook, and Threads. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.