{"podcast":{"title":"108.9 The Hawk with Jason Gore and Geoff Garlock","slug":"108-9-the-hawk-with-jason-gore-and-geoff-garlock-4481047","podcast_index_feed_id":4481047,"rss_url":"https://feeds.acast.com/public/shows/683fc7e2f711091cf43b8603","website_url":"https://shows.acast.com/1089-the-hawk-with-jason-gore-and-geoff-garlock","image_url":"https://assets.pippa.io/shows/683fc7e2f711091cf43b8603/1749332298000-949cef23-d898-465a-9308-4e984b54fd09.jpeg","author":"Jason Gore and Geoff Garlock","episode_count":293,"summary":"108.9 The Hawk is a classic-rock radio station broadcasting from Val Verde, the strangest city in America. Hosted by Jason Gore and Geoff Garlock and featuring your favorite comedians, The Hawk presents a fully fictional world of DJs, fake sponsors, live remotes, and station drama — all in service of keeping classic rock alive on a dying medium. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.","last_synced_at":null,"page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/108-9-the-hawk-with-jason-gore-and-geoff-garlock-4481047"},"episode":{"title":"Joe Walsh (No Relation) Forces Val Verde to Run (with Dru Johnston)","slug":"joe-walsh-no-relation-forces-val-verde-to-run-with-dru-johnston","published_at":"2026-02-02T05:00:00+00:00","page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/108-9-the-hawk-with-jason-gore-and-geoff-garlock-4481047/joe-walsh-no-relation-forces-val-verde-to-run-with-dru-johnston","show_page_url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/108-9-the-hawk-with-jason-gore-and-geoff-garlock-4481047","url":"https://shows.acast.com/1089-the-hawk-with-jason-gore-and-geoff-garlock/episodes/joe-walsh-no-relation-forces-val-verde-to-run-with-dru-johns","audio_url":"https://sphinx.acast.com/p/open/s/683fc7e2f711091cf43b8603/e/6976a7fc49ef755216b62e77/media.mp3","summary":"“The Whisp Turlington Show” welcomes Joe Walsh — no relation — and Whisp Turlington and Geoff “The Angry Man” Garlock immediately lose control of the interview, the studio, and most municipal oversight in Val Verde. What should be a routine guest segment detonates into a full civic event as Joe Walsh (No Relation) outlines the Val Verde Rock & Roll 5K, 10K, Half Marathon, Ultra Marathon, and a race philosophy built on early mornings, public bragging, and mechanical bulls used as motivational tools . Meanwhile: • Art Spart returns from a prolonged traffic hiatus • Jimmy One Meal releases a posthumous song called “Shark Sex” and no one asks permission • Jason Gore reigns supreme at 98.6 The Squirt and declares himself the greatest DJ alive • Bloody nipples, nip guards, and weaponized areolas dominate the discourse • Threads is exposed as a scolding platform and Bluesky as a joke museum • A 90s lyrics game confirms that memory is fake and lyrics never mattered Guest Starring: Dru Johnston as Joe Walsh (No Relation) Check out Dru's Substack at https://ivegottheruns.substack.com Become One With The Hawk Subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube — wherever you listen. The signal is everywhere. Join the Rock Battalion: get updates, drops, and Val Verde alerts at 1089thehawk.com . Support the station on Patreon: it keeps the mics hot and the Sharney’s mystery buffet groaning — patreon.com/1089thehawk . Watch The Hawk on YouTube for full broadcasts, clips, and occasional yelling: youtube.com/@1089thehawk . Follow us everywhere: Instagram, TikTok, Bluesky, Facebook, and Threads. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.","meta_description":"“The Whisp Turlington Show” welcomes Joe Walsh — no relation — and Whisp Turlington and Geoff “The Angry Man” Garlock immediately lose control of the inte…","key_points":[],"chapters":[],"topics":[],"duration_seconds":3830,"processing_state":"not_requested","actions":[{"name":"request_transcript","method":"POST","url":"https://stenobird.com/v1/public/podcasts/108-9-the-hawk-with-jason-gore-and-geoff-garlock-4481047/episodes/joe-walsh-no-relation-forces-val-verde-to-run-with-dru-johnston/transcription-requests","description":"Idempotently request low-priority transcript generation for this episode."},{"name":"read_markdown","method":"GET","url":"https://stenobird.com/podcast/108-9-the-hawk-with-jason-gore-and-geoff-garlock-4481047/joe-walsh-no-relation-forces-val-verde-to-run-with-dru-johnston.md","description":"Read the agent-friendly Markdown representation of this episode resource."}]}}