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University president tells students to end their lives in commencement speech. US federal bug agency is infested with bed bugs.
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- Jun 9, 2026
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University president tells graduating student body to kill themselves during commencement speech. US Federal bug agency is infested with bedbugs. Elderly man arrested after stealing an elevator door and cutting it up with a chainsaw in his apartment. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones - wants Jonesy to come perform standup comedy in your city? Fill out the form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfvYbm8Wgz3Oc2KSDg0-C6EtSlx369bvi7xdUpx_7UNGA_fIw/viewform