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Flying umbrella fatally stabs a lady at a windy restaurant. Hell (the city) is for sale and it's surprisingly affordable.
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- May 26, 2026
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Flying umbrella fatally struck a woman in the neck during a storm at a lake restaurant. Hell is for sale in Michigan (the town that is) and it's surprisingly affordable. West Hollywood barber shop offers men haircuts and therapy. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones - wants Jonesy to come perform standup comedy in your city? Fill out the form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfvYbm8Wgz3Oc2KSDg0-C6EtSlx369bvi7xdUpx_7UNGA_fIw/viewform