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Floridaman crashed his SUV, carjacked a woman, and stole fries from a child at Chick Fil-A. Floridaman arrested for burglary on his way to court to face previous charge of burglary.
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- Jun 12, 2026
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FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman performed an intimate act with himself outside his car at a McDonald's in Disneyland. Floridaman arrested for burglary on his way to court to face previous charge of burglary. Florida woman arrested after selling homemade wine out of a cooler at a childrens' soccer tournament. Floridaman crashed his SUV, carjacked a woman, and stole fries from a child at Chick Fil-A. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones - wants Jonesy to come perform standup comedy in your city? Fill out the form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfvYbm8Wgz3Oc2KSDg0-C6EtSlx369bvi7xdUpx_7UNGA_fIw/viewform