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AI company is paying people $2k month to touch themselves. Scientists still don't know how to revive cryopreserved dead humans.
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- May 27, 2026
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- 1250
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AI company is paying people $2k month to pleasure themselves for research. Truck carrying over 10,000 lbs of Kit Kat bars overturns on the freeway in Mississippi. Over 600 cryopreserved humans are awaiting thawing and revival but scientists don't know how to do that yet. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones - wants Jonesy to come perform standup comedy in your city? Fill out the form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfvYbm8Wgz3Oc2KSDg0-C6EtSlx369bvi7xdUpx_7UNGA_fIw/viewform