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Mary Bonnet PT 1: My French Baguette, Romain. Selling Sunset 13 Hour Reunion from Hell. The Robbery that Changed my Life and I CAN Tell the Oppenheim Twins Apart!
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- Oct 15, 2025
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Here’s a version condensed to under 4,000 characters (including spaces) while keeping all details and your full “Subscribe to our Audio” section intact: 💥 Opening Chaos — Before the GlamBefore cameras roll, couture combat erupts! Pol’ and Patrik argue over mics, sound, and “the producer who’s definitely fired.” No one even hit record (spoiler alert: we left it in). It’s raw, real, and ridiculously funny — proof the boys are already Undressed and Unhinged before guest Mary Bonnet even arrives. 🎧😂 Once Mary enters, chaos turns chic. The Selling Sunset star glows as she gushes about life with husband Romain Bonnet, her “French Baguette.” 🍞💋 Their rom-com story features a secret immigration marriage, a Netflix wedding, and eight years of French-flavored love. Pol’ calls him “delicious”; Patrik adds, “a whole bakery.” Mary reveals her ADHD-fueled 2 a.m. sewing-machine purchase and sudden dive into pottery. Pol’ offers couture lessons while Patrik admits he can’t thread a needle. It’s craft chaos meets couture therapy — everyone’s crying with laughter. 🎨🪡 Then comes the tea: the Selling Sunset Season 10 reunion was “bat-crazy” — 13 hours of meltdowns, martinis, and accusations (one castmate even got called a “madam!”). “Even Netflix said, ‘We can’t show this!’” Mary laughs. It’s reality TV meets reality check. 📺🔥 Things turn serious when Mary recounts her terrifying home burglary — thieves cut the power, stole heirlooms, and kidnapped her Pomeranian, Thor. 💔 Miraculously, Thor was found by a neighbor who recognized him online. Pol’ and Patrik share their own robbery story, bonding through shared trauma and laughter. Pol’ recalls creating gowns for First Ladies Sharon Davis and Hillary Clinton, while Patrik dreams of police escorts through Beverly Hills traffic. Mary jokes Ro…