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Ep 44 - Gerrymandering: Crooked Lines, Straight Talk, and Proper Pours of Old Fitz and Jefferson’s
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- Two Guys On A Porch
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- Jan 23, 2026
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Summary
On this episode of Two Guys On a Porch, Jason and Bradford settle back where they belong—warming on the porch—and step squarely into the crooked, uncomfortable, and often explosive topic of gerrymandering with honesty, humor, and a couple of historic pours. In the glasses: Jefferson’s Marianne McLain Bourbon, a modern expression tied to Jefferson’s long tradition of experimentation and independence, and Old Fitzgerald 7 Year, 80 Proof, a Bottled-in-Bond classic with deep Kentucky roots that rewards patience and restraint—much like the conversation itself. The discussion doesn’t shy away from the tension in Texas, Tennessee and more. Gerrymandering is one of those words that can shut down a room fast, yet the guys lean in, acknowledging the criticism, the abuse, and the very real mistrust it creates. At the same time, they wrestle with the unpopular side of the argument: when done transparently and with restraint, gerrymandering can protect every representation, preserve communities of shared interests, and prevent purely population-driven maps from steamrolling local voices. It’s a razor’s edge—necessary to some, corrosive to others—and that’s where the debate gets interesting. Different perspectives clash, assumptions get challenged, and no one pretends the issue is clean or comfortable. What remains steady is the friendship—proof that disagreement doesn’t require disdain and that thoughtful conversation still has a place, especially when guided by a simple porch rule: “Pour always good whiskey or pour nothing at all.” As the bottles settle and the lines are drawn, the episode closes with Padron 1964 Anniversary Pyramid cigars—a bold, full-bodied finish to a conversation that values history, honesty, and the rare art of getting along even when the lines don’t match. 🥃🔥