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Closing Time | We're Grading Movies & TV Like Health Inspectors + Top 5 Movie Bartenders | Ep. 417
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- The Scene Snobs Podcast
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- Apr 14, 2026
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Summary
🍺 CLOSING TIME | GRADING MOVIES & TV LIKE HEALTH INSPECTORS + TOP 5 MOVIE BARTENDERS | Episode 417 Last call. Pull up a stool. This one's going to be a good time. 🎬 Episode 417 of The Scene Snobs Podcast is called "Closing Time" — and Mick and Mad Man are putting on their clipboards, their official lanyards, and their most authoritative expressions, because this week they are health inspectors. And the establishments under inspection? Movies and TV shows. That's right. We are grading films and television like health inspectors making surprise visits — rating them on cleanliness, code compliance, operational standards, and whether or not we'd recommend them to the general public. Some are getting an A. Some are getting cited for violations. And some are getting shut down immediately pending a full investigation. 😂 Then we're pouring one out for the unsung heroes of cinema — the bartenders. Our Top 5 Movie Bartenders of All Time countdown is here, and we are prepared to defend every single pick. Jack Torrance's favorite. The wisest people in any dive bar scene. The ones who pour the drink, deliver the line, and somehow always know exactly what the protagonist needs to hear. They deserve their flowers. Tonight we give them. 🌹🍺 Plus all the latest movie news, whatever the hell else comes up, and the usual full Scene Snobs lineup. 🎟️ ON THIS WEEK'S EPISODE: 🏥 Main Segment: Movie & TV Health Inspections — Mick & Mad Man Grade Everything 🍺 Top 5: Our Favorite Movie Bartenders of All Time 🎬 Movie News & Whatever the Hell Else We Want to Talk About 🍿 The Scene Snobs Review 🎬 Classic Film Review & Does It Suck? 🍺 Popcorn & Pints 👽 Mick's Movie Picks ✂️ Film Definitions with Mick 🖤 THIS IS THE FINAL RUN The Scene Snobs are running through Halloween 2026 an…